COULDN’T HELP MYSELF!

COULDN’T HELP MYSELF!

  Because humor is always the best and only cure to pervasive central planning that has made a mockery of traditional investing and capital allocation, and because nobody delivers unlimited sheer, unadulterated humor quite as well as one James J. Cramer when he is “recommending” stocks, here is the full text of Jim Cramer’s “The Winners of…

Gee…this is the guy I want to hear from on an assault weapons ban! Frankly, I want as many guns off the street as possible…I just don’t want to hear from the man who has glorified assault weapons his whole career.

Gee…this is the guy I want to hear from on an assault weapons ban! Frankly, I want as many guns off the street as possible…I just don’t want to hear from the man who has glorified assault weapons his whole career.

AP/ February 1, 2013, 9:00 PM Sylvester Stallone supports assault weapon ban   BEVERLY HILLS, CALIF.Sylvester Stallone says that despite his “Rambo” image and new shoot-em-up film “Bullet to the Head,” he’s in favor of new national gun control legislation. Stallone supported the 1994 “Brady bill” that included a now-expired ban on assault weapons, and hopes…

YOU BACKED IT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE BACKING. NOW YOU DON’T LIKE IT! FABULOUS!

YOU BACKED IT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE BACKING. NOW YOU DON’T LIKE IT! FABULOUS!

Some Unions Grow Wary of Health Law They Backed Labor unions enthusiastically backed the Obama administration’s health-care overhaul when it was up for debate. Now that the law is rolling out, some are turning sour. Union leaders say many of the law’s requirements will drive up the costs for their health-care plans and make unionized…

kaltbaum premarket

kaltbaum premarket

  Lots going on this morning:   First off, looked at earnings for MA…and said CRAP…thought it would be gapping down…but instead it is up $20. I would like to jump for joy but it is only about a 4% move but will take it.   Gaps this morning are FTNT,JDSU,SWKS,ERIC,CTXS,ALGN,NOW,CNX,QCOM,LVS,UA,TSCO,PBI,PCAR, AN,BX,OXY and that’s all…

kaltbaum email

kaltbaum email

We take the pedal off the medal here as I am seeing some signs that dont thrill. The 3D stocks like DDD/SSYS, which have led…cheesed. RAX failing. Wide and loose AMZN…combined with the very extended market…and we kick back. Doesn’t mean we go and sell…just kick back. Nothing wrong with a little pullback from time…

PUMP-PUMP-PUMP-PUMP-PUMP! MR. BUBBLE KEEPS PUMPING!

PUMP-PUMP-PUMP-PUMP-PUMP! MR. BUBBLE KEEPS PUMPING!

Fed keeps stimulus in place as economy “paused”  By Alister Bull and Pedro da Costa WASHINGTON | Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:54pm EST (Reuters) – The Federal Reserve on Wednesday left in place its monthly $85 billion bond-buying stimulus plan, saying economic growth had stalled but indicating the pullback was likely temporary. Describing the nation’s job market…