We Wrote This Winners and Losers Tuesday Morning!
We are not pollsters. We are not political pundits. Thank God as most of them got it wrong. We believed them so during the day on Tuesday, we decided to write a winners and losers report based on Hillary Clinton being the next president. So based on the polls which are always right (BAZINGA!)…
The winners:
Hillary Clinton- She won. Simple as that. She is the next POTUS. Take that in your bong and toke it. (Marijuana will pass in Florida and other states.)
Chris Wallace- America’s moderator an appropriate moniker.
Marco Rubio- you win by your party losing…set up for 2020!
Michelle Obama – Fabulous, we mean fabulous speech deliverer.
The establishment!- You want establishment. Wait til you see your next cabinet!
The status quo-Nothing is going to change…debt, deficits, cronyism, inner cities left behind, in-fighting between parties, scandals…
Republicans-Hillary=scandals and investigations…which means big gains in 2018.
Money for elections – You need money. Trump lost because he was outspent by a large margin. Obama outspent McCain almost 2-1. Trump said didn’t need to spend as much. WRONG!
Gridlock! – We personally love gridlock when dealing with numb skulls on both sides of the aisle.
Trump- Yes…Trump wins by losing. Gets to go back to Mar-a-lago, builds golf courses and buildings, lives like a king and doesn’t have to deal with all this crap. Yes, we know he lost.
Easy money- It continues forever or until markets stop it.
The ground game – If I have to say it for the hundredth time, a certain party refuses to learn any lessons from the successful ground game of the other party and just continues to lose.
The DNC- Your party won.
NeverTrumps- Speaks for itself!
Losers:
Donna Brazile- First, she cheats…then lies about cheating, claims persecution and then finally admits it and tells the world she is comfy with herself! Probably gets a promotion.
John Podesta- No more emails John.
Wikileaks- Good try but Hillary still won.
John Harwood- Instead of saying to someone “you’re an ass kisser!” You now say “you’re a Harwood.”
CNN,NBC,ABC,CBS- What the hell happened to your journalism?
James Comey- ex-Fbi director!
Barack Obama- Yes, not that it will matter but when you are the president and you start comparing a candidate to the KKK, you lose.
DNC- Your party won the presidency but it took wikileaks to show a conniving, sleazy, slimy, corrupt, bigoted organization. But you wouldn’t know because the aforementioned CNN,NBC,ABC,CBS did not care to cover it.
Undecideds until the last day- Took you this long?
Republicans- Of course they get the losing side also. They lost the presidency and lost to a flawed, dishonest, conniving, money grubbing, influence peddling person…in plain sight.
Billy Bush- One of the worst bus rides in history.
SNL- Won’t have Trump to push around any more.
Gary Johnson- Aleppo….Aleppo!
Jeb Bush- Just did not have “IT!” Was missing “IT!” Don’t think he wins primary even if Trump was not around.
The taxpayer- Tax tsunami coming!
Enjoy the next four years kids!