How Did Trump Get Through Life As the Worst Person That Ever Lived?

By Gary Kaltbaum- February 12th,2017

Couldn’t take it any more. Every day, waking up to watch, to listen, to read about the new President. Yes…the new President. Donald Trump has only been President since January 20th yet it is non-stop. It is all day, every day. They are out in droves. We are not talking about the protestors. We are not even talking about the rioters. We are talking about the celebrities but mostly, we are talking about the media and the punditry in the media. We simply ask the question: How did Donald Trump get through life being all the things they say he is? How did his cabinet become so successful being all the things they are saying about them? How do they have friends? How do they have families? How have they not been banished to some other country? Certainly people so dastardly should either be in jail or dare we say, Gitmo! How have they stayed in business? How can they even walk the streets if they are everything that is said about them?

To be clear, we do not care about Donald Trump. We did not care about Obama. We care about their policies that affect the country and frankly, we could say we are about 60-40 on Trump. We like a lot of his policies. We dislike many others. But what we really dislike is the media. But what we really dislike is the punditry and many of their outrageous remarks. As far as the celebrities, we will let many of their vulgar comments speak for itself. They have shown they really don’t matter.

Amazingly, this is just a small sample of what has been said. We apologize for some of the vulgar stuff but we are just reporting the news. The media keep telling us they are not biased. They keep telling us they give Trump a fair shake. This is not just about what is being said now but what was not done for 8 years. We had 8 years of no curiosity, no investigating, no reporting, non-reporting and all that crap for someone they idolized. Things have changed. Keep in mind, many of these have been said hundreds of times…and we only spent a few minutes on this. There was a heck of a lot more.

Extremists, racists, bigots, xenophobes, homophobes, nazis, anti-semites, third reich, mentally unstable, liars, cheaters, conflict of interest, egomaniacs, islamophobe, misoginist, lives will be lost, hope is gone, incestuous, controversial, un-American, impeachable, prejudiced, disobedient dog, O.J., scandalous, climate deniers, Hitlerian, Mussolini-like, unprincipled narcissist, rude, dictator, your own daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes, Kim Jong-Un, more authoritarian overtones, international criminal, blatant racist demagogue, would-be dictator, sociopath, immature, arrogant, naive, shockingly divisive, can’t stand black people, shades of Pyongyang, Donald the unready, violating constitution, committing treason, is a piece of shit, threat to democracy, cause millions to lose health care, anti immigrant, dark mood, angry, it was a bunch of mediocre Negroes being dragged in front of TV as a photo-op for Donald Trump’s exploitive campaign against black people, predator-in-chief, illegitimate, f–k you and f–k you forever, dangerous, Putin puppet, Putin boy toy, Putin’s boyfriend, white nationalist, intimidation, hate-filled, demonstrable lies, con artist, incompetent extremists, airhead, longtime racist, sexist, drunk, unpleasant, doesn’t care about women being beaten up, troubling, stoking fear, viscerally horrifying, a dick, a prick, nasty, declared war on children, declared war on elderly, declared war on poor, only for the wealthy, crazies, fascists, traitorous, constitutional crisis, pro slavery, narcissist, unfit, lying robot, bullshit artist, mad king, Hitler, Hitler-like, Hitleresque, Hitler and Stalin rolled into one, Hitler’s #1 fan, evil incarnate, evil, evilish, devil, devilish, toddler, white privilege punk, opposed to air,water and food, Trumpian bigotry, anti-semitism, anti-semite, anti-semitic, fear,rage, white supremicist, racial war, white solid conservatives, it’ll take only 100 days till Trump gets a bullet in the head, world less safe, incites Isis to recruit, the market will never come back, eerie parallels to “1984,” egotistical 5 year old brat, propaganda, unhinged, totalitarian regimes, chaotic, temper tantrum, whitelash, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House, I feel Hitler in these streets, dark, radical, shockingly divisive, tyrant, pompous…

AND THEY ARE UPSET BECAUSE TRUMP FIGHTS BACK! Just too much!