NOT SURE CAN PROVIDE A SARCASTIC HEADLINE FOR THIS…IT’S THAT FUNNY!
SOURCE: http://www.mediaite.com/online/honolulu-cops-want-legal-exemption-so-they-can-have-sex-with-prostitutes/
I AM THE GREATEST AT WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND I COULDN’T GET NEAR THIS ONE!
SOURCE: http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/showbiz/tv/wheel-of-fortune-win/
GO AHEAD…EAT ANOTHER HOT DOG!
SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2584242/Whats-REALLY-hotdog-You-never-eat-one-watching-this.html
HER FATHER MUST BE SO PROUD!
SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2583771/Orlando-Bloom-Ashton-Kutcher-Ryan-Phillippe-named-Lindsay-Lohans-list-36-celebrity-lovers.html
REPERCUSSIONS #125-HEALTHCARE PREMIUMS ARE GOING TO SOAR!
SOURCE: http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/health-reform-implementation/201136-obamacare-premiums-are-about-to-skyrocket
AND THEY ARE PROUD OF THIS NANNY STATE!
SOURCE: http://news.investors.com/031014-692704-us-government-payments-to-individuals-70-of-budget.htm
VENEZUELA ON ITS WAY TO BECOMING CUBA
SOURCE: https://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/03/16/290516431/venezuela-in-turmoil-for-lack-of-flour-milk-and-diapers
YOU MEAN HE COULDN’T CURE CANCER?
SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582977/TV-pitchman-Kevin-Trudeau-gets-10-year-sentence.html
A CROOK RUNS FOR CONGRESS…SHOULD FIT IN QUITE WELL!
SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583000/Former-Louisiana-governor-Edwin-Edwards-86-announces-run-congress-35-year-old-wife-baby-son-side.html
THIS WOMAN CARES ABOUT HER PRIVACY BUT COULDN’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT OURS!
SOURCE: http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/drone-regulation-dianne-feinstein-104718.html